Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 06, 2005
You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.
when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.
by Juicybigsausage March 05, 2015
Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.
by Beauxgrass September 21, 2009
a swimmers body is simply the body of a swimmer. Many say that a swimer body is always toned and muscular, and while that is sometimes true, swimmers come in all shapes and sizes. All committed swimmers have muscle, but some just have a layer of squish keeping the muscle warm. That douse not make them any less of a swimmer or a slower swimmer.
Note: unless they swim indoors, a swimmers body is always tan no matter the season.
Note: unless they swim indoors, a swimmers body is always tan no matter the season.
P1: "I love my swimme my body, its so tan and muscular."
P2: "eh, my swimmers body is kinda floppy and squishy."
P2: "eh, my swimmers body is kinda floppy and squishy."
by Dude, it's chill December 28, 2014
by YO SON whats GOOD July 06, 2006
Term for an individual who performs vasectomies. (The surgical procedure where the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied in order to prevent one's sperm (swimmers) from ejaculating.
by bsslegel March 06, 2010
Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.
by thebumpasspodcast October 07, 2017