Cincinatti Surprise

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.

Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!

by Pater June 26, 2003

virgin surprise

When the girl tells you she's a virgin right before having sex but you wake up the following day(s) and find out she gave you an STD.

Don't trust that lying slut or you'll wake up with a virgin surprise.

by Sylvester Johnson July 3, 2006

Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

by Discordmom December 11, 2019

Surprise Titties

When a woman's breast look small when she is wearing clothing; however, when she removes her shirt they are surprisingly large.

I thought Sarah had small boobs..but dude, she has surprise titties.

by smoothpuma March 17, 2010

Surprise Chef

When a girl sneaks up behind you, reaches around and starts giving you a wristy!

The definition comes from the Aussie TV show - The Surprise Chef - hosted by Aristof (A wrist off)

I was drying myself off after a shower and Karen came up from behind and gave me a 'surprise chef'!!

by Asmitty January 13, 2009

Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.

I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.

by iamxander November 7, 2010

Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.

Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn

by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020