human suitcase

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011

stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport

by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011

suitcase man

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

Hard on with a suitcase

mob lawyer or attorney

That Hard on with a suitcase will get us off the charges.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

suitcased

The act of dismembering body parts and stuffing it in a refrigerator or suitcase.

Leibby got suitcased in Brooklyn, NY

by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

semen suitcase

Another word for an overly used vagina

Susan from math class has slept with whole football team, but I'd still dump one in her semen suitcase.

by Bill Manly April 18, 2016

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 May 2, 2011

Pack the suitcase

To have sexual intercourse.

“I heard last night, Steven went over to Michele’s place to pack the suitcase.”

by SuitcasePacker69 December 17, 2019