stupidity lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008

stupidity headache

The headache that occurs when one has had to deal with an overload or the constant barrage of idiocy. Side effects of the stupidity headache are exasperation, exhaustion and a general sense of fed uppedness

After selling t-shirts at the ICP concert I had a stupidity headache

by doobula January 20, 2011

Stupidity Infinity

When dealing with stupid people that will always be stupid.

My manager must suffer from Stupidity Infinity as being born with the stupid gene!

by DaTruth42 August 21, 2016

Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.

Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."

by IH47 January 11, 2012

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.

The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003