"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
by CyanJames May 1, 2022
Get the Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acidmug. A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
Get the strangling the kangaroomug. Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect
Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen
Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?
Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?
by Aproximately November 1, 2021
Get the Strangle Fruitmug. When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
Get the Chronic Strangle Dickmug. My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.
by wingit4me February 5, 2009
Get the Strangle couplemug. Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
Get the Strangle a swanmug. I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
Get the Strangle dumpmug.