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If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
by CyanJames May 1, 2022
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Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition
My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.
by wingit4me February 5, 2009
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017
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Sasauge strangled

A sex act in which a woman gives a man head to where she chokes on his penis and dies.
His favorite fetish is to have a woman get sasauge strangled by him.
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
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