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If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
by CyanJames May 1, 2022
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Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon
by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023
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Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect
Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?
by Aproximately November 1, 2021
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked
he gave me a good ol strangle willy
by BritishBleach August 30, 2018
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