Jake Stork

Virgin

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin

by Puscake November 05, 2018

Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin

I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

by ...Anonymoose October 17, 2019

Stork stab

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

by Boypussy1119 February 01, 2023

Sloppy Stork

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023

Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.

I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!

by Flying_irish January 24, 2018