Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
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"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"
"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."
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"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"
"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
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by Ophion March 13, 2011
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a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
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Rick:"Did you see that super-swaggie Endo 540?"
Chad:"Yeah brah, it was epicly rad to the power of sick!"
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