Steveroid

A person named Steve who is pumped full of steroids

Hey Steveroid, can I get a spot on the bench press bro?

by ANK Crew November 30, 2021

Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.

I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003

Pittsburgh Steamer

The Pittsburgh Steamer is a popular twist on the famed Cleveland Steamer. It features the standard pooper and poopee, but in this classy rendition, the pooper throws french fries and cole slaw on top of the mess.

Naw man... It was a Pittsburgh Steamer, not a Cleveland Steamer. Johnny threw french fries and cole slaw all over Jane once he was done dropping a deuce on her chest. Common mistake.

by Yinzerguy November 19, 2010

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.

Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!

by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

dream steamer

When you shit in someone's pillow.

True story from a friend that shit in someone's pillow and sewed it back together.

He left a dream steamer in that chic's pillow!

by r4ph April 3, 2008