stats

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

by Trust November 5, 2003

Stats

stats: how many times you've had sex.

john has 15 stats!

by stats up May 10, 2011

STUTSWAC

STUTSWAC is an abbreviation for Someone That Uses Turn Signals Without A Cause. Its those people that have their turn signal on whilest going straight.

"Look, that car has its turn signal on and its going straight!"

-'STUTSWAC!'

by crombot3000 March 26, 2010

Stats

When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching

"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."

by audrabrooke December 4, 2016

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.

Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!

by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010

Stetson

an old guy that is a total faggot and is sexually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.

what a fucking stetson

by HotShitzszsz October 25, 2010