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St. Matthew High School 

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.
yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.

St. Vincent

Annie Clark, better known by her pseudonym St. Vincent, is a multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter born in Oklahoma—raised in Texas. She went to Berklee, where she released her first EP, "Ratsliveonnoevilstar." She dropped out three years later and soon after joined the Polyphonic Spree. After being with the Spree for two years, she left and joined Sufjan Stevens' touring band. While touring with Sufjan, she released her second EP, "Paris is Burning." She later split from Sufjan's tourinf band and released her debut album, "Marry Me" in 2007—much to critical acclaim. In 2009, she released her Disney-esque sophomore album, "Actor." In 2011, she released her third studio album, "Strange Mercy." She worked with Talking Heads frontman David Byrne to release "Love This Giant" in 2012.
Person 1: Have you heard the St. Vincent's new album?

Person 2: Yeah! I love how she beautifully juxtaposes happy tunes against dark lyrics.
St. Vincent by Teddy_Chamon September 3, 2012
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An overcrowded high school located in Riverside South in Ottawa, Ontario. While the school itself is decently nice-looking and the area around it is lush nothingness, the people attending that school seem to think they live in the ghetto. If thy aren't outside the front doors smoking cigarettes, they're at the nearby bridge gettin high af. If their grades were a high as they are, they'd all be honour roll kids. Other than those majority of students, the others can be found having sex with their best friend's boyfriends, drinking cheap beer on Sunday nights and being snakes.
Girls that go there are usually basic white girls who wear LuLu lemon leggings and Pink sweaters with Adidas sandals and Nike socks. They have really nice asses and hot bodies.

The boys are all classic fuckboys. They have those tan fuckboy pants and try think they're fucking hilarious because they "like" Trump. They look pretty good without their shirts on though.
The average IQ of the school is around 25, which is about how many dicks are sucked in Stairwell C every month. There's no such thing as a committed relationship because chances are both of them fucked each other's best friend.

The official school mascot is a Coyote, although it seems most students think it's a snake with they way they've been acting.

Basically St FX is a pretty high school full of thots, fuckboys and stoners that need to get their shit together.
Person 1: I hear ____ fucked _____ last night
Person 2: Wow, didn't he just break up with his ex?
Person 1: Are you surprised? He goes to St FX
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Person 1: Look at that really hot girl in the LuLu leggings!
Person 2: Must go to St FX
St FX by A.Nony Mouse November 21, 2016
Also known as the Suicidal Army or the ST Family. A worldwide group of Cycos ready to do whatever it takes, for whatever they want, no matter what the cost.

Taken and started by the band Suicidal Tendencies
Join the army, the ST Army

Rolling hard with the ST Family - We as bad as we wanna be

Now take the case of a new age Cyco, confident, demanding respect, taking whatever he wants from wherever it is
ST Army by ~{CyCo}~ November 15, 2006

St. Walburg 

Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd
Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!

St Edmund Hall 

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones
st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

St. Moritz Apartments 

A classic hollywood apartment building which was build in the 1920's and is located on sunset blvd.

The building has a long history and has been accompanied by guest such as Judy Garland and Robert Downy Junior, who received his first drug bust there. Former heavyweight boxing contender Mike "the bounty hunter" Hunter was murdered by plain clothes detectives on the roof during a drug sting gone wrong in 2006.
I would love to live in the St. Moritz Apartments but I need to have a kitchen and I'm not too fond of being murdered....