Sparkle Snatcher

A lesbian or a gay person

That gay bar over there is full of sparkle snatchers.

by helloitsnaya April 19, 2011

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017

sparkle fatty

noun : A fatty wearing shiny and/or "club" style attire; see also fatty. (ent. from Miguel Roya, of Fat Chicks in Party Hats. see also Seanbaby)

"thankyou for the party. we will have TWO! barels of oatmeal. oh and a pork pizza for the sparkle fatty. hey who does smell like a fart?! damn it sparkel fatty!!!!"

by Shamus Mahan June 10, 2005

Sparkle Pig

Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.

The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.

by seanomatopeoia February 21, 2009

Sparkle Angel

The epitomy of ignorance in the black comunity. Arrogant, self righteous, and hated by all.

What a fucking Sparkle Angel

by Marshall Applewhite February 26, 2005

Sparkle Fags

Vampiers of twilight or anything twilightish, or anyone who likes that shit film!

Man: So u seen that Twilight shit?
Fags: Yer, i loved it
Man: fuck you "Sparkle Fags"

by Cam'Ron_G February 17, 2010

Sparkle Theory

The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.

This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.

Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.

This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.

Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"

Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"

by uofibartender August 19, 2009