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dick snot

Dick snot is indeed semen but is more accuratley used when referring to jism dribbling from the eye of the penis (as opposed to shooting) as regular snot does from the nose when you have a cold.
After releasing a generous wad of ball-sack bolognaise into the eye of my girlfriend, she gleefully slurped the remaining dick snot from the head of my penis.
by JJ Brubaker September 2, 2008
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smurf snot

The slang for the color your snot turns after snorting typically blue 5-10 mg adderall.
Dude I just snorted 20 mg of adderall and now I have smurf snot.
by J52k2 November 14, 2006
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snot-bag

A snot-bag is a person who is very mean and snotty. All they care about is themselves, and they are always stuck up.
Jeremy can be a real snot-bag sometimes.
by rcmcg September 8, 2016
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Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.
Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.
by Jocko Love November 8, 2013
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Cum Snot

A sexual act when you ejaculate into a person's mouth, and they sneeze and your semen comes out of their nose.
So my girlfriend swallowed my leavings, and then she cum snotted all over me!
by Lovez2Spooge February 22, 2011
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snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.
We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock
by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014
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Knob Snot

A viscous liquid salty to the taste that leaks from the end of an over excited penis.
He wiped his Knob Snot on the inside of his trousers rather than use a tissue.
by Squinks February 3, 2010
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