sneakers

tennis shoes

"my sneakers are so beat up i can't remember what color they were when i bought them"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Sneaker Head

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers

Ima sneaker head

by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020

Sneakerton

A sneakerton is a person who uses clever ways to deceive people and elude bad situations. This is most often found when playing video games. They are very sneaky.

Many people believe that they are sneakertons but they often do not grasp the idea of a true sneakerton. They often end up trying to hard and then people mock them.

When playing Modern Warfare 2 someone who has a much higher skill level than another player may act as a sneakerton and kill other players in deceiving and comical ways. Sneakertons are very good at luring opponents into traps and evading death.

by The Sneakerton February 5, 2010

Sneakeus Fatassious

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

by PB Project Room April 30, 2013

Sonic sneaker

A fountain drink from Sonic with alcohol added to it. It looks like a good ole regular cherry limeade or a vanilla Dr. Pepper, but little do family, co-workers, Sunday school teachers realize that it's not a sober drink; it's a Sonic sneaker.

All the family time on Christmas got to be too stressful, so I slipped away and returned with a Sonic sneaker.

by SarshBeBrave May 2, 2013

Sneakering

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.

Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.

by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

sneakerhead

Someone who shows a great passion and knowledge for kicks ; you don't necessarily need a lot of kicks. If you don't know whats on your feet, you're a hype.

I am a sneakerhead.

by jstforkicks May 7, 2011