smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

by Riyeori March 5, 2019

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

by rodeime November 24, 2013

Smoif

When a nan farts and and its wet af its called a smoif

Is ur smoif stilk alive

by Ethaan smoif October 11, 2019

Smofy

A Declaration, Claiming Territory or Items through the simple act of saying "Smofy". A way to assert dominance over others..

"Smofy." he proclaimed, asserting his dominance over the others around him.

by Vrn722 September 20, 2020

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

dookie smooch

When you fart on someone.

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.

by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017