Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.

Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.

by Top knot December 8, 2019

School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

by BadAtty September 10, 2022

Smock-time

Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.

"SMOCK-TIME!!!!!!!!!" "OH SHIT!" *running, screaming and smocking ensues*

by troxnor September 12, 2009

smocial

a social event of smoking

Smocial at my house this friday!!

This is a B.Y.O.W. smocial!

Let's smocialize!!

by thats1stonedfox January 7, 2008

smooches

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss

I was gettin my smooch on at the party

by anonymous May 13, 2005

smOOch

A kind of kiss. A smOOch is like a french kiss (making out), only without tongue.

"I was hoping we would make out, but he ended the night with a smOOch"

by aRi_eLLe December 28, 2005