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National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018
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Sack Smacking

Sexual activity involving the intentional smacking, flicking, punching, kicking or striking of the male ballsack for gratification. May involve hitting with the hand or other device such as a riding crop.
I hired a DOM off the internet and she tied me up and did some sack smacking. Hurt like hell but we both enjoyed the experience.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
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keto.smacking

A tiktok account which post very good autotuned Jiafei remixes.
Use keto.smacking remixes now or I cvm.
by beomchars January 2, 2022
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Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.
"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."
by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018
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Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.
Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!
by Chase11 June 26, 2009
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Tat Smacking

An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystander and juts his Tat's in to the victims face while he growls in a primal manner with arms raised. This is not however exclusive to males. Females with ample breasts can also do it.
Ryan could not stop the relentless tat smacking he suffered on behalf of jimmy
by Robert Krebs May 26, 2005
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