must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

by Sue Me February 20, 2005

crow smart

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.

Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.

by themainmop January 17, 2014

Oreo Pie Smackdown

A sexual ritual in which 3 pies are placed on the parter (each breast and face) then put Oreos inside the hole of choice. The pies are eaten to create a calorie reserve while fingering her in the hole of choice. You will then eat the Oreos out of the hole of choice before proceeding to have sex through the same hole of choice.

“Hey babe I know you’re tired but I need the Oreo Pie Smackdown”

by The Oreo Pies June 14, 2020

Double Dewey Smackdown

Double Dewey Smackdown (also known as a double dewey) is when you and your friend (2 males) go on a 2 man mission to both have sexual intercourse with a pair of girls that are friends.

Xavier don’t worry where we at, we headed to a double dewey smackdown on Marisol and her friend tonight 😏

by Highest Burner January 25, 2022

Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018