by mrgoodhi September 10, 2010
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by Ashiok January 17, 2021
Get the slippery gertrude mug.Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
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by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010
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Get the slippery simone mug.When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.
by krustmachine December 20, 2010
Get the Slippery Plate mug.A nig that is so slippery, he is deemed the name slippery nig for all eternity. When girls see you they will run, not positive the legend is true but not wanting to take any chances. You will find these so called slippery nigs around any ugly ass bitches with big ass foreheads, otherwise known as eggheads
by Iloveslipperynigs March 15, 2014
Get the slippery nig mug.When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.
by yankking November 21, 2009
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