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Slackjack

A very lazy person
by mac_munch November 14, 2003
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slackitivity

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.
"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"
by the blue hatt, baby May 7, 2004
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slackajacking

Jon got the number from that chick two weeks ago and he still hasn't called. He's slackajacking.
by Lerebreezy March 18, 2009
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Slacker

Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.
The slacker was invited to his friends, but fell asleep in bed and never replied.
by Actual definitions March 4, 2017
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Slack-jawed idiot

Anyone posing for a clickbait Youtube thumbnail.
No that's not a good pose you slack-jawed idiot.
by BlitzofChaos July 12, 2021
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slippin on your slackin

Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.

The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.

For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.

Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)

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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)

You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"

Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
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slack jawed yokel

Person (usually refering to a male though not gender bias) maintaining little to no decernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barn yard animels.
Dag yo, the slack jawed yokel jus done it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song "some folk el never lose a toe and then again some fok'll, Cletis the slack jawed yokel"
by webtech May 10, 2005
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