skit skat

1.A small yet helpful creature(uaually assumed to be a friend)used to dump on so as to make one feel better about their own meaningless exsitance 2. My new "Cali" name
Your not my friend your my skit skat.
by Rachel February 09, 2003
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Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.
I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!
by Master of Fartjitsu November 12, 2010
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mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.
That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.
by poopystack June 25, 2006
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Spat smack & skat

This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down
I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.
by Private pile November 02, 2020
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skit skat skadoodle skee

A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.
"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"

"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."
by smathe December 13, 2018
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A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.
DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!
by Char9 May 29, 2007
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Wat Dat Skat

It means that you are going to beat up someone, but since most people don't know the word people just think you're crazy.
You: Wat Dat Skat

Friend: Yo man no need to fight
by WhyIsAnythingAtAll December 02, 2019
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