(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
by TjBj January 8, 2016
Get the Facebook sitting mug.when you are sitting in a very comfortable and relaxing manner for an extended period of time. Often used when waiting.
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When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.
For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.
For 3, most often nude.
It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.
For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.
For 3, most often nude.
It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.
by pinmedown July 18, 2005
Get the face sitting mug.1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
Get the Taylor Swifting mug.The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...
Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!
Man 2: You're dumb.
Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!
Man 2: You're dumb.
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Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."
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