pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.

" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

Shredders Arm

A medical condition which affects the arm of elite class guitar shredders; usually caused by playing alternate picked 16th notes at speeds in excess of 250 BPM for extended periods of time. The condition is incurable and is usually accompanied by nerve pain and stiffness in the arm, hand and fingers.

James and Rob have been stricken with Shredders Arm due to their inhuman picking abilities.

by RightHandOvDoom May 25, 2019

cheese shredder

A jerk

Man, Jonathan is such a cheese shredder! I hate him!

by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005