a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy
by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009
Get the undercover shredder mug.A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
by joetv87 March 12, 2010
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a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.
hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?
no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!
by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007
Get the the shredder mug.1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010
Get the Dead Shredder mug.Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.
by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013
Get the Dick Shredder mug.Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.
Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!
by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014
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