shoulder shruggin

dancin it up; laughing excessively; or partying all night. Also called shoulder shrugs or chasin waterfalls.

My homies and I were at a party straight shoulder shruggin

by creativeinfluences August 31, 2008

Hey, you should come over

The best five words a single man can get from a girl on the phone.

*ring*

Guy: Hello?

Girl: Hey, you should come over.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

should of

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

you should see me in a crown

when you are a bad bitch and billie eilish is your fucking idol

billie eilish: "if you think im pretty, you should see me in a crown...:
someone irrelevant: "billie eilish is pretty"

me: "then you should see her in a crown."
someone irrelevant: "what does that have to do with anyth-"
me: "ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE. ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE.

by Dark_Angel952 July 19, 2018

shouldwood

When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.

Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

by JesusGodBuddha November 19, 2010

No-Shoulder

The urban name for snakes. Country folks often use this word in the summertime when snakes are very active.

Be careful in them woods, and watch out for them no-shoulders. You know they can sneak up on you.

by Joshua Turner November 14, 2011