Shitbail

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

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Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.

That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.

by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014

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shitblasted

An extreme state of intoxcation which can only be reached by ingesting copius amounts of hard liqour for a prolonged period of time.

After drinking an entire bottle of Jameson to himself, Frank became completely shitblasted and proceded to vomit all over the front lawn.

by MeredithBlake29 October 22, 2008

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Spitball

An almost forgotten way to wage war against another person or group of people. Typically used by kids in the lower grades against another rival class. Involves a straw and a small crumpled up ball of paper that is soaked in spit to make it stick to others. Rules of engagement: You need many allies to pull this off, never do this alone. Never get caught by the teacher. Always over prepare in ammo.

Maxwell: The other retarded class started a spitball war with us yesterday and they got Davy and Brian.

Jim: This is a code red alert, call in support from the classes upstairs, we need more allies.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

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Shitbill

A bill placed to be found on the ground with pooh (Feces) spread over 1/4 of the bill. Later watched closely on closed circuit T.V. for unsuspecting winner. YAY Poohbill.

We dropped the poohbill right under the watchful eye of the security camera.

by Da Juice April 15, 2005

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