shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.

When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s

by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020

Shinaya

Shinaya is the most lovely name I’ve ever heard. Shinaya mean she/he is sexy, talented, funny, loyal, freaky, and the most kind hearted person. If you really get to know them you would fall in love so quick. Possibly if you have the name shinaya you will have all the boys/girls on you! They are a loving person too, but they catch feelings to fast. Don’t get on her/his bad sad they will lash out on you real fast.

boy: hey is that shinaya?
girl: yes, why?
boy: She is so fine!
girl: I’m your girlfriend though.
boy: forget you I want her!

by gogomonkey1234947 November 27, 2021

shitalkumar

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006

Shitacules

Shitacules... the molecules of shit that permeate the world after you let a nasty fart rip.

you know why I will never buy a used couch? someone else's shitacules are in there.. Last thing I want to do is sit on a couch and smell someone elses fart.

by birdfor33 February 16, 2010