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Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
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Shared Apartment

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".
I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment
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it started

A polictically-correct way to say the word "retarded," a la the Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started."
Tom: Oh man, Jim, I was heading to school today and I saw a BUNCH of retarded kids walking to their special school.
Teacher: Thomas Joseph Wilkins! You know not to use such language in the classroom!
Tom: Sorry, Mrs. Peterson. What happened was I saw a bunch of it started kids on the way to school. They were so it started that I went up and stole a bunch of money from each of them and they didn't even notice, and then I pushed one of them over, laughed at him, and yelled "get out of the way, it start!"
Teacher: That's much better Thomas.
by Nicholas D October 19, 2005
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Shparted

When an overweight often uneducated young lady sits on the toilet in preparation for an expected bowel movement, but instead births a spartan.
Spartan co-ed#1: "Girl, would you believe I shparted again last night? I thought for sure I had to boom boom"

Spartan co-ed#2: "How could you tell the difference?"
by DawsonGotPaid June 25, 2012
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Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.
Man, I just snarted.
by vmrose August 22, 2007
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Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
by Markalept October 22, 2009
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And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
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