Sextor

the participation of sex with an individual named hector a partial pun on the combination of the words sexual intercourse and hector and partially because an individual nammed hector does it like no other

Maddie: sextor last night just wasn't what it used to be
Josh: why did he try that thing you dont like called tickle?
Maddie: no sextor was just underwhelming

by theanonymousjew January 7, 2013

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Sextory

The complete autobiographical history of everyone you've had sex with. It includes a rationale and consequences section, an overall grading section as well as a comments section. As well as details such as names dates and the time in which the "hook up/ sex" occurred. So basically a synopsis of sexual moments.

Girl 1:Guess what i'm doing?
Girl 2:Clubbing?
Girl 1:No, making my sextory
Girl 2:your what?
Girl 1:Haha my sextory. it means my sex history. i'm typing up all the guys I've had sex with or hooked up with it has their names dates and a synopsis of our sexual moments together so i don't forget. its pretty legit.
Girl 2:omg i must see this.

by j.savage November 22, 2011

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Sectarianism in Scotland

Sectarianism in Scotland has its roots in a football based religious bigotry, mainly in and around the two largest Scottish cities (Edinburgh and Glasgow). Sectarianism started up as a way of life for the Scottish lowlanders when hoards of uninvited Irish immigrants decided to undercut local native Scots working in heavy industry. This caused friction between native Scottish and the immigrant Irish... Although over the generations after the accents faded, the telling sign of the descendant of an 'Irish immigrant' was the religion they followed (Catholicism). Nowadays it is not the actual religion that is discriminated against by the native protestant scot, but rather the football club that is followed by the descendants of the Irish settlers (Celtic FC).

The reasons the native protestants (Huns) have a contention with the Celtic fans (Tims/Fenians), is because never embraced or adopted Scottish culture, indeed they often erroneously think of themselves as Irish. The typical Celtic fans celebrate and sing songs supporting uniting Northern Ireland with the Republican south. They also appear to have a problem with the very country they live in... They hate the UK and Scotland. And even though they fly the tricolour and sing for Irish union, they will never actually leave the UK for their ancestral homeland.

The sociological problem is perpetuated because of the presence of denominational schools. Unlike the native Scots 'Non denominational' schools, the descendants of the catholic migrants stick together in their own bubble of Irish culture within foreign land refusing to integrate with the native Scots... this is the main problem in fighting sectarianism and bigotry in Scotland. Both the native Scottish Protestants and the descendants of the Irish immigrants have a very real concept of 'us' and 'them'. This keeps the sectarianism and the segregation alive, and is now deemed to be normal life in the central belt of Scotland.

Sectarianism in Scotland would not exist if the Old Firm were abolished and all schools were forced to be non-denominational.

by AREUKIDDING August 9, 2009

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rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

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