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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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schleeling

Something you cant do In murpanico
"No schleeling in murpanico"
by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024
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Schleeling

Something you can't do in murpanico
"No Schleeling in murpanico!"
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SCHRUPPING

SCHRUPPING (verb)
When someone with the last name Schrupp (or any know-it-all by extension) yaps endlessly, overexplaining a simple question with unnecessarily long answers packed with big words, scientific facts, and “well actually…” energy.

Synonyms: overexplaining, word-vomiting, intellectual yapping
• “I just asked what time it was and he totally schrupped me with a 10-minute lecture on circadian rhythms.”
• “Stop schrupping—a yes or no would’ve worked.”
by Elizabeth1993 December 22, 2025
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Mr.scherping

an amazing man made out of pure steel his feet are ten feet long he is the scherping
hes so cool hes a Mr.scherping
by qswrgfasg November 27, 2019
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Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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