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Health Schizophrenia

When someones brain creates the illusion of a health problem, and they believe It to be factual.
You have Health Schizophrenia sir. We have tested you, and you still insist on having this problem.
by Woman Man Dog December 5, 2019
mugGet the Health Schizophreniamug.
Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
mugGet the This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia doesmug.

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.
"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."
by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017
mugGet the controller schizophreniamug.

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send
I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
mugGet the Text message schizophreniamug.

THIS is weaponized schizophrenia

And THIS is a government cover up. Now... If it was THEIR kids dying... Instead of YOUR kids dying... How fast would they be telling the truth right now?
Hym "THIS is weaponized schizophrenia... There is only one solution... And..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
mugGet the THIS is weaponized schizophreniamug.

schizophrenia

a chronic brain disorder that affects less than one percent of the U.S. population. Aka Mr.Herron at Riverview Gardens Central Middle School
MY teacher is has schizophrenia because the man be acting like there are voices in his head and acting crazy.
by I rost my teacher April 17, 2024
mugGet the schizophreniamug.

schizophrenia

Donald J Trump Has Schizophrenia
by DimondBack74 November 26, 2018
mugGet the schizophreniamug.

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