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totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.
"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."
by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009
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Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.
We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.
by Snaved December 8, 2009
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spacegoat

1) A talbuk, which is an epic mount available in World Of Warcraft.

2) A fandumb nickname for draenei, coined by people who are confused about their origin and think anything with horns and hooves is a goat.
"Why do people call draenei spacegoats, anyway?"
"Because they're from space, and they have horns and hooves."
"If they're from space, so are orcs. And...anything with horns and hooves is a goat? I'll be sure to tell your friends who play tauren that."
"Don't you dare!"
by Qit el-Remel June 2, 2009
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Skapegoat

Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.
Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?

Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?

Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Scape goat

Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something
Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats
by Crab trap June 20, 2022
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Spacegoat

The worst kind of person. Can be mistaken as the GOAT but is actually the worst of all time. Can be caught insulting people at all times of the day.
Oh my god, there's another Spacegoat! what a Spacegoat comment.
by Centipededededed June 30, 2017
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escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.
Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
by Nixiedust March 21, 2011
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