SAMi

a school filled with white crackers who pop pills, juul, smoke marijuana, & probably spread their STD’s to one another. it’s also filled with wannabe e girls & e boys who don’t know how to shower, acting as if it’s a gAME TO WHOEVER DOESNT SHOWER THE LONGEST. every morning there’s these twig boys who shove dirt up their assholes, acting like it’s a enjoyable hobby to do so. last thing, is that there’s these couples who smell like must & shove their tongues down each other’s throats in the bus while there are innocent stupid freshmen surrounded by them, gross. in conclusion, sami is a mental hospital filled with roaches who need to be sprayed to their deaths.

“AYEEE YOO! YOU GO TO SAMi? AYE LIT!”

by Herbertthehammerman March 3, 2019

Sami

Sami is a flawed individual just like everyone else. She values one on one communication and always is there to listen to a friend. She likes being there for people and yeah sometimes she forgives too easily, she’s working on it, she prefers talking about it. She’s not a pushover though, don’t get it confused. she’s intuitive and loves to make amends and making peace.

Sami

by 274!(!@210 May 5, 2019

Sami

A fat, black boy who suffers from social anxiety. He absolutely hates himself and listens to a lot of depressing songs. He breaks down at anything and everything about more than 2 times a day. None of his friends knows what's really bothering him, the only person who can change him is himself and that is not going to happen. He is a very introverted person but makes friends left and right and is loved by him and cares for him. He is a very musical person but hates to share it with the world. He has come from a dark past about losing his mother but he still tries to look on the bright side or at least tries too. He does not like to try anything different, gives up easily, he wants to be alone most of the time and for the love of god CAN NOT MATH. He hangs on to his old friends from primary school because he does not want to loose them and every night he has suisidal thoughts.

Sami sucks!
Sami's my best friend!
Sami wishes he had a girlfriend!

by AnActualGuyNamedSami July 24, 2019

Sami

A dumb motherfucker who uses people for her own good even if that person thinks their actually her best friend she's still using that person cause she's a straight hoe.

Oh she's a Sami, she must be using you.

by Thetruth777888 June 16, 2016

Sami

A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.

Ronald: Jesus Christ. Sami gotta go. He smells like a dead skunk.

by NEw Moon June 16, 2018

Sami

Someone who thinks they're bad but really they got violated by every mother fucker they see. They also copy jokes from everyone because they're wet bitches. They got the tiniest dick because they think that they're cool and strong just because they lifted a weight

"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"

by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019

Sami

A bitch who will backstab u no matter what typically quite short bad teeth and rude she’ll act one way infront of u then then talk shit behind ur back

Sami: hey, omg ur so pretty
Girl 1: ngaw thank you
*girl 1 leaves*
Sami to girl 2: omg she actually hideous 🤮
Girl 2: oh ok

by Lily heartwell December 11, 2019