Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

salass

an elegant and french last name. he/she is probably from france

what his last name is salass he is definitely french

by liam salass February 11, 2018

Sushi Salesman

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

by yanceypants April 21, 2010

Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.

“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”

by Siamang724 July 25, 2021

scientology salesman

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

by jvarna5 February 1, 2008

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018