SAFTB

(N.) an acronym for “Saturday’s are for the boys”. Usually said completely wasted high school and college men who are commonly too much of an ass to have a girlfriend, but refuse to hang out with her anyways on said weekend night to drink a large amount of alcohol with their buddies.

Chad: “Yo bro, you with your girl tonight”

Brad: “Nah bro, she’s out of town but SAFTB anyways am I right?”

by Foxycoxy6 April 2, 2019

Sajad Safdari

Someone who is hit on frequently by men and secretly likes it. He has an amazingly sexy girlfriend that everyone wants to bang, which irritates him immensely. One of the most laid-back people you will ever meet. Prides himself on gaming way too much, but is a complete noob. Can be amazingly sweet and great in bed if you give him a chance. Thinks he is a weight lifter. This person always has a hard-on.

God, Sajad Safdari is such a noob.

What the fuck happened to you?!? Oh shit, Sajad Safdari probably saw you talking to his girlfriend.

by hm7896 February 2, 2009

Safdar Nizam

Safdar is common snake found in many friend circles.

You're such a Safdar Nizam!

by Safdar Nizam August 14, 2020

Saftey

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Saftey is worth it

by Birdyツ October 5, 2020

Safado

Knucklehead, bonehead, bullheaded, asshole, hardheaded malefactor; someone who unintentionally learns everything the hard way and does not take advice

Con/Safos: C/S tattoo on your right hand means you’ve been to prison you had to learn it the hard way

Este Vato Chuy es Mass Safado Que la Chinga

by ChaleOnly May 13, 2022

SAFD

Stoned As Fuck Driver... as opposed to a DD (designated driver)

1:"hey do you mind driving tonight?"
2: "As long as you are ok with me being the SAFD"
1: "ya.. for sure, ill even smoke you out.. just glad someone is driving"
2: "ya no problem"

by mary jane 420420420 November 14, 2010

SAFTA

Stupid
Ass
Fucking
Trick
Annoyance

Stupid idiot girls in Florida who bother the crap out of everybody.

by Christina December 10, 2004