rusty venture

Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits

dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!

by lickmyrim December 2, 2010

rusty venture

A penis that is red and sore from masturbating too much.

Hank had the whole compound to himself for the day, so he decided to make himself a rusty venture.

by 1fooln6billion November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.

Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.

by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you jerk off so much that your dick gets red and sore.

I masturbate so much that I get a Rusty Venture at least once per month.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

A "Rusty Venture" can be defined as masturbating so much your penis becomes sore and if skin tone is light enough it also becomes beet-red.

Chick: Oooh, I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture"!

Brock: Don't believe the hype babe a Rusty Venture is where you beat your dick so much it turns red.

Chick: Really?

by HEYHEYHERRKOMMTALEX November 24, 2010

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I just got a rusty venture from pleasuring myself for three hours straight last night.

by some random loser from kansas November 24, 2010