kendall rump

noun.
an ass that is plump, firm, and bubbly (not unlike kendall's own tush)

Man #1: Yoooo look at that girl's ass!
Man #2: That ain't no ass dude; that's a kendall rump!

by hollaaabackkk March 4, 2009

Rumpledforeskin

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.

Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.

by Midniteklown July 25, 2008

rump rancher

A person who enjoys anal sex.

Oh, that Harv - He's such a rump rancher!

by He Who Must Be Obeyed... February 13, 2003

Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.

Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.

by f-deer February 6, 2010

rumplemilfskin

a magical gnome that brings milfs to your doorstep. he also spins jizz into gold.

"I just got a rumplemilfskin for my doorstep. Ever since it's been like a daycare at my house."

by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010

rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!

Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Whats Rumpin

a greating in Connecticut Meaning whats up or whats poppin.

Friend 1: Whats Rumpin?
Friend 2: Nothin chillin son.

by Young CEF March 26, 2008