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ruben

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004
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Ruben

When a Girls pussy looks like a New York Ruben
jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it

nasty
pussy new york messed up add mayo
by HotLumps October 8, 2016
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ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.
Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus
by Ruben Xaus himself October 4, 2004
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Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.
Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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ruben

a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011
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Ruben

really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)
ruben brown
by bain December 15, 2003
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Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.
Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.
by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021
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