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Back rub

A back rub is usually done for someone whom has a stiff back, or just wants to relax. But in some cases a back rub can turn into something sexual and may make a mistake aka your child.
You were suppose to be a back rub
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Belly rub

The act of using your hand to rub your partner's belly after a good meal or just because! This is usually pleasuring for the one being rubbed.
Partner one: Oof! I'm full...
Partner two: You sound like you need some belly rubs.
by HauntingLikePenis October 13, 2016
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Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache
"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."
by Alsexx February 20, 2009
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The Shijun Rub

Noun: the act of taking another person's towel unknowingly and rubbing it against the genitals
don't leave your towel in public bath houses, someone might do The Shijun Rub.
by Stevoi January 1, 2012
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Rub Pissers

Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...
by Oaksey January 25, 2011
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Pork Rub

Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016
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Read and rub

When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.

The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".

Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
by Mypasswordispassword June 24, 2014
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