rowin

the best person you will ever meet times ten. sometimes he can be seen sporting a thick, reddish brown but mostly brown lumberjack beard, sometimes he is clean shaven, usually somewhere between the two. the sweetest eyes and cutest smile. he is definitely a looker. Rowin is good in the sack, once you get with a Rowin you might as well stop where you're at because guaranteed you are having the best sex of your life. he has a big heart, and will fall for you too quick for his own good, but this is okay because you too will find yourself completely head over heels for him. Rowin is the most irresistible person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: "wow do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "yes. I think I am in love with him."
Girl 1: "I think I am too"
Girl 2: "he must be a Rowin"

by christmastimesnowflakelatte December 8, 2013

Rowman Sailor

A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.

"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."

by Gaylo 3 June 29, 2008

Rowan County

The worst education in NC, which is already the 48th ranked state for education in America. This town reminds me of the inside of my cunt muscle.

Student 1: Let go to Rowan County.

Student 2: Are you gay?

by J. Vernon McGee April 26, 2011

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

Rowan Jezard

Your friendly neighbourhood autist , loves a colouring book and birds in the wind.

wow you're such a rowan jezard

by topshaggerphilly July 24, 2018

Rowland

My daddy. Daddy af.

Rowland is my daddy YEEHAW

by freeba$e October 12, 2020

Rowan

Rowan is a person either male or female. They are extremely attractive and usually very creative.

Rowan’s are always the mother or father in their friend group

( but that is because they are usually much more emotionally mature than their peers and feel they cannot connect with their friends)

A Rowan loves books, they love time to themselves and they love the raunb

“Rowan do you have a bandaid?”
“Of course. I always do”

“ thanks”

“ hey rowan, how is your book?”
“Shut up.”

“ okay...”

by Plant lady May 14, 2021