Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009

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Hotpocket

Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

by Catie Blalock January 3, 2008

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Jewabama hotpocket

An Alabama hot pocket with a jew involved

Dude that dirty jew got jewabama hotpocketed

by Kapenkrunk June 14, 2011

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Jewish hotpocket

When you fuck a girl so hard in the butt she shits, and you shove the turd in her gaping pussy hole and go down on her.

“Good game bro, I could totally go for a Jewish hotpocket right now”.

by Yngbenji August 20, 2019

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Mississippi Hotpocket

When a man is fucking a woman, he shits on her pussy and then proceeds to eat her out.

I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.

by aing October 16, 2006

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hobo hotpocket

The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.

Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.

by Jaydubble December 24, 2016

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