Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..
Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...
by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011
Get the Roadie Swipemug. 
Friend 1: "I got a roadie on the way to OSL"
Friend 2: "Cool Dan, what did you drink?"
Friend 1: "Why are you asking about a drink? - I got a blowjob! Now that you mention it I was drinking a Guiness while it was happening..."
Friend 2: "Cool Dan, what did you drink?"
Friend 1: "Why are you asking about a drink? - I got a blowjob! Now that you mention it I was drinking a Guiness while it was happening..."
by peepeepoopoo1288 August 11, 2023
Get the roadiemug. The act of drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana while driving. Typically in the middle of nowhere where it’s safer.
More classically done in high-school and places where cannabis isn’t legal in America.
More classically done in high-school and places where cannabis isn’t legal in America.
You wanna go on a roady?
by Handleboi3261 December 11, 2018
Get the Roadymug. Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!
by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022
Get the Texas Roadymug. A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
by Knmagor August 21, 2023
Get the Roadiemug. A male receiving a blow job or hand job while he is running down a crowded street.
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
A.K.A. Mobile Blow Jobs
My girlfriend gave me a great avenue roadie on my jog through the park.
I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
I saw Paris Hilton giving Johnny Depp an avenue roadie. She is such a slut.
by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011
Get the Avenue Roadiemug.