Roadkill

A girl who is tottaly flat wqith no boobs or ass So she is flat like roadkill

James: Crystal is like roadkill
Austin/Doug: Yeah
James: omg Lets call her roadkill

by James11111 January 21, 2006

Roadkill

Something different to eat at dinner.

Boy: Mom, Dad, this is great meat! What is it? Beef? Veal? Chicken?
Dad: Actually no, son. It's roadkill!
Boy: Cool!!

by mshappy June 23, 2003

roadkill

a word to describe a shocking hair cut.

the guys hair looks like roadkill, his mohawk reminds me of a rooster.

by makedonija May 2, 2007

roadkill dress-up

(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.

We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.

by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012

Roadkill

The state of being a defender is in after attempting to tackle Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson is a beast, and will lower his shoulder and drive through any tackle. Anybody who comes in his path is sure to taste turf. This is not an opinion; it's a proven scientific fact.

Did you see that pesky little OLB try to bring down Larry Johnson? They need to bring the medics out now, cause he's roadkill.

by Tfolt October 17, 2007

roadkill

A honourary title given to the ugliest girl in school. In particular areas, there may only be one roadkill per two or even three schools.

If any possible contenders rise up through the ranks from primary school, a fight to the death should be initiated. The winner gets to be continually mocked and jeered for mother nature's cruel joke vis-a-vis their face.

When she leaves school, her real name (if it can be remembered) can be used again, and a new roadkill instated in her place, with possible capes and crowns - but, to be honest, most people CBA and just want to get down to the jeering.

'Hey roadkill, here's some money, please get a tramp to knife your face in - it's not quite plactic surgery, but it'll make things a hell of a lot better.'

by ~swan July 6, 2005

roadkill

The act of rotten smelling vagina. When a woman's cuchi has a nasty mangy smell like its been rotting for about three weeks. Basically when a girl hasn't washed down thurr and it smells horrid.

YOOOOOOO did you smell tineesha today!!! that shit was STRIAGHT UPP ROADKILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Ewwww that girl just did a spilt and its nothing but ROADKILLLL!

Move bitch get out the wayy its the ROADKILLAAAAAAAA!

by Khari Tempest. W and Cori Rene L. July 28, 2007