Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

by RP December 31, 2004

Joan Rivers

1)Human Cayborg Relations, model wh-0r.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.

What the hell is that noise? It sounds as if I hear four horses in the east!
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!

It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.

by King of the Idiots the Second February 14, 2004

joan rivers

A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.

Dude 1: "She judges everyone!". Dude 2: "Well what did you expect, she's a total Joan Rivers".

by LoonyLana March 18, 2013

Three Rivers

Boring, little town in the mitten state where there is plenty of fast food, meijer, walmart and nothing to do.

person 1: "I'm from Three Rivers."
person 2: "I'm sorry."

by HarmonyB March 19, 2009

three rivers tx

Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.

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by tamtam24 February 6, 2010

Joan Rivers

During Missionary style sex you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.

I was into it, I gave her a "Joan Rivers." I mean...can we talk?

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

Sophie rivers

a girl that has frequent intercourse with her brother

bradley rivers did his sister Sophie Rivers the other day

by steph middleditch March 3, 2022