A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.
You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.
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Get the Ratulate mug.When making love, you ejaculate onto the women's forhead, then with your thumb, make a number "9" into the forehead and onto the nasal bridge, all whilst saying, in a commanding and mighty throaty roar, "Simba", using your semen as your tribal marking paint.
"Dude, I was fucking this jungle bunny last night and i had her on her back. Right after i came, i scooped some of it up on my thumb, and gave her the rufiki ritual. She told me I probably shouldn't ever come back.
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At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
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Usually referring to an act or person, could be used to refer to ritual such as prayer. It can also be used as a description of a person were the person likes to preform many rituals of religion. Could be used as an insult when properly used.
Usually referring to an act or person, could be used to refer to ritual such as prayer. It can also be used as a description of a person were the person likes to preform many rituals of religion. Could be used as an insult when properly used.
This prayer is very ritualisctic I feel in touch with god.
John is a very Ritualistic person, he likes to pray all the time
You ritualistic piece of shit
John is a very Ritualistic person, he likes to pray all the time
You ritualistic piece of shit
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