Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

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Retarticle

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

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retarty

noun (ri-ˈtär-tē)
A retarded party.

"Man, why did I let you drag me to this fuckin' retarty?"

"Everyone around here throws fuckin' retarties!"

by Rinny Tintarded August 23, 2014

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resharted

a retard that sharted in his pants

asriel: help me nigga i fucking resharted in me pants
alonzo: nah that's gay

by WiseassNigga November 30, 2018

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Reshart

Sharting Replay

Bro I just sharted lemme see the reshart

by yomamaREAL January 18, 2021

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retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.

Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

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