Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.
I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.
by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006
Get the realitarianism mug.It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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1.Television show that pretends to be real when in fact is also scripted. Shows such as Survivor and American Idol.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
I hate reality TV. He said. Nobody agreed with him, for most americans are morons who will watch anything.
by Michael Hammersley May 13, 2005
Get the Reality TV mug.The action of proving ones' innocence by copying or reproducing the flatulent sound that came from an object to elude public embarrassment.
<A person sits on a couch & it makes a fart noise. Witnesses within the vicinity look upon in disgust>
"It was the couch! See?"
<Person gets up & sits back down in attempt replicate the sound to prove their innocence>
"Replication."
"It was the couch! See?"
<Person gets up & sits back down in attempt replicate the sound to prove their innocence>
"Replication."
by tfsimpkins August 23, 2011
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Get the replitz mug."Repliance" - Here are the "laid-out" paragraphs in a corresponding repliance to your e-mail.
"Nonrepliance" - There was a nonrepliance recation from the audience.
"Nonrepliance" - There was a nonrepliance recation from the audience.
by #9fan January 28, 2010
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"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
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