She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

by Notmysocks March 25, 2009

gut reaction

an immediate and instinctive response

I think I will go with my gut reaction.

by Light Joker August 8, 2005

Vitenn reaction

The reaction that occurs between CO2 (carbon dioxide) and sodium chloride (salt) when in H2O (water). The carbon dioxide bonds to the sodium chloride, creating a molecule significantly lighter than water, leading to swift evaporation of both the CO2 and sodium chloride.

The reaction was discovered by Professor Adwardo Vitenn in 1957

When I poured salt into my soda it caused the Vitenn reaction to occur between the CO2 and the salt

by sciencemajor January 1, 2019

Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.

Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.

by majorbro May 28, 2011

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Rejection

one step closer to true love.

After getting anther rejection by Mary, whom i thought i was in love with, i realized that i truly am in love with Ashley.

by CarolD. February 18, 2009

Age refraction threshhold

the 2 year anomaly in the space time continuum in which asain females go from lookin really young to suddenly lookin 800 years old.

Ming is a victim of the age refraction threshhold.
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old

by Jonny Morrison December 22, 2004