Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.

Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf

by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023