Recepius Erdoganus

A Turkish scientific name for a weird peculiar specie called Erdogan; a talking small red penis that gobbles when a 51er faps.

In Turkey, a Recepius Erdoganus appears and starts gobbling loudly for an empire every time a 51er plays with his small dingaling.

by Just_satire August 8, 2017

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

by queenmindi January 15, 2009

Receder

Someone who's hairline is currently receding.

Did you see Ted the Receder's hairline?

by R46 R train January 19, 2016

recipricriciousness

A strong urge to engage in virtual coitus with anime women.

Mark's recipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself.

by alteaplier February 12, 2017

Redneck Recipe

Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.

Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.

Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.

by scruffyfan August 6, 2011

Recent

used to advertise a newly added photo on instagram.

Like my recent.

by J.m.e.s August 7, 2017

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017