Remember the Titaned

Upon leaving a destination, you are distracted by an old friend. Trying to impress your friend, you immediatly pull out in the intersection and get T-boned dirty style by oncoming traffic.

"Dude did you hear about that wreck after school?" "Yea man I heard Johnny got Remember the Titaned."

by flowmastap17 December 21, 2008

I remember MY first

Phrase spoken when someone is acting childish, with specific mention of what the person is acting childish about immediately after the phrase is spoken. It is designed to draw attention to what the person is acting childish about in an attempt to get them to stop acting childish.

1. *person 1 is playing flip cup with 1/10 of a cup*
Person 2: I remember MY first beer

2. *person 1 is playing hockey and over celebrates after scoring a goal*
Person 2: I remember MY first goal

3. *person 1 gets a text message and is overjoyed that someone sent them a message*
Person 2: I remember MY first text message.

by Charwinger21 May 6, 2011

Rememberable

Worth remembering; remember to memorise

"You know that party we went to last week, I was so out of it but I found it a rememberable experience!"

by T!n_j@M September 24, 2008

remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

Rezember

When you remember something, but its kind of hazy. Therefore you slightly remember.

Girl 1: I sorta rezember taking those shots last night, but I kinda don't.

Girl 2: haha girl you were wasted!

by Pattonesque November 29, 2009

Recumber

The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra

Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash

by Shane William Duncan June 1, 2011

Rememberified

A different way of saying you remembered or memorized something

Reminding a person what a character in a movie said ;

"Don't you recall Grover saying the letters fell off a page cause Percy could only read ancient Greek?"

"Oh I rememberified that !"

by itsthepersian March 18, 2010