Olivia Read

Skim and assume while reading anything from Literacy tests, to texts sent from Comedy Comes In Threes.

"Oh sorry I totally Olivia Read that"

by OliviaKate January 13, 2019

Erin Read

Buff man things so swagalicious

Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous

by hexspooder December 23, 2021

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

reabetswe

A beautiful mosotho girl with humidity and a caring person fun to be around she is also cute

A want a reabetswe for myself

by anonymous November 29, 2020

Readington

Greatest town to ever exist. Wealthy town but very humble and hardworking. Rural area and conservative #MAGA. Not much divesity. If you're a lib or not involved in some form of athletics growing up you're a loser and likely have soft parents. Not many commerical business' and more family business oriented. Hardo baseball parents breed here. Cannot think of a better place to raise a family to ensure youre kids arent walking vegans when they grow up. Schools here are beyond excellent and set students up for great success. Readington locals know fellow Readington locals.

That white kid loves Trump, is hardworking, athletic, and not a pussy; he has to be from Readington.

by LibraryGuy32 August 21, 2018

keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!

by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018

Raden

Raden is a fucking alpha male who is superior to everyone else. He's tall as fuck, built as fuck, and hot as fuck. All straight girls are sexually attracted to him as soon as they set their eyes upon him, and all males want to be his subordinate because he is so badass. Raden would fuck anyone up in a physical fight or a battle of wits, and every male and female in his vicinity is immediately submissive to him. He has an IQ reported to be above that of William James Sidis. He completes all tests and exams in schools like Harvard in under half a second. His physical feats are bar none, as well, being superior to Olympic athletes. One of the multiple badass Radens once challenged Jon Jones to a friendly fight under MMA rules, and absolutely decimated him by TKO in the first round. Another older Raden balled out LeBron James when they were both teenagers, in a friendly 1 on 1 match. Raden does not make an overly large deal about all his feats, though, and is reported to be extremely humble unless you fuck with him. He is no god or extreme superhuman, he is but a common male that happens to be superior to other males.

Anyone named Raden is automatically like this

Raden: *Makes a faggot kid's girl wet with his simple presence*
Faggot kid: *Thinks "What a fucking asshole" in his head, but not saying it in real life*
Raden: *Reads faggot kid's mind* "What the fuck did you think little bitch?"
Faggot kid: "Uh-uh... sorry dawg u can fuck my girlfriend while her family and I watch"
Raden: "Don't dishonor them like that, pathetic fuck!" *Destroys faggot kid with his pinky finger*

Raden: *Walks into a professional female volleyball game*
Volleyball girl Janelle: "Holy fuck, look at that 10/10 hot ass dude in the third row!"
Volleyball girl Kassandra: "Shiiit, lets all leave the fucking game to try get some of that dick!"
Volleyball girls: *Both teams escape to the seats, proceeding to ask for autographs from Raden*
Raden: "I'm only going to have intercourse with four of you. Let me make my decision."

by lilzor October 21, 2019